ASV Chapter 24: Beautiful Misunderstanding

When he saw Shen Feixiao, Qin Kaiyi relaxed. He frowned and looked at Shen Feixiao, who was standing still on the shore, questioning: “What’s wrong with you?”

“…” Shen Feixiao looked at Qin Kaiyi without expression, not answering his question.

“… Hey.” For some reason, Qin Kaiyi felt a strange ill feeling from looking at Shen Feixiao. He glanced at the clothes next to Shen Feixiao and said coldly: “Shen Feixiao? What are you doing? “

“…” Still silent, Shen Feixiao’s eyes stayed on Qin Kaiyi. A thread of gloomy purple light flashed through them. 

Qin Kaiyi didn’t try to talk to Shen Feixiao again. He walked a few steps to the shore, trying to pick up the clothes that were placed there.

“What are you doing?” With his wrist caught in a strong grasp, Qin Kaiyi looked at the expressionless Shen Feixiao. He felt a little scared.

Maintaining his silence after hearing Qin Kaiyi’s inquiry, Shen Feixiao glanced at him and a trace of bewilderment slid through his eyes. However, that doubt was immediately buried by dense purple.

“Let go!” Although he noticed that something was wrong with Shen Feixiao, he couldn’t figure out what was behind it. Qin Kaiyi shook off Shen Feixiao and draped his upper garments over his shoulders. He was too lazy to care for whatever craziness Shen Feixiao was up to now. 

“… How fragrant.” A slight voice sounded behind him. Before Qin Kaiyi could react, Shen Feixiao pushed him to the ground. He didn’t know where such strength came from; Shen Feixiao actually used one hand to trap Qin Kaiyi’s hands above his head. That always expressionless face revealed a bit of distortion. 

“Shen Feixiao you are looking for death!” Shen Feixiao had taken him by surprise and he was caught unprepared. Qin Kaiyi quickly reacted, and he said with humiliated rage: “You fucking let me go!”

“… Wu.” Shen Feixiao ignored Qin Kaiyi’s frantic anger. He lowered his head and buried it in Qin Kaiyi’s neck, twitching his nose from time to time, looking as if he was searching for some kind of smell.

“Shen Feixiao!!!” Seeing Shen Feixiao ignoring his words directly, Qin Kaiyi was completely frightened. He bent his knees, thinking to hit Shen Feixiao’s abdomen with one, but was easily avoided. Shen Feixiao’s breath on his neck raised goosebumps all over his body–how did he not previously discover that Shen Feixiao had the potential to engage in homsexuality ah!!

“Why are you being crazy!! Shen Feixiao I’m telling you! If you still won’t let me go, just wait and see!!” His changed voice was originally very low, but now it became scarily sharp, like he was a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Qin Kaiyi struggled hard to get away from Shen Feixiao’s head that was sticking against him.

“… Really fragrant.” The fair and slender neck swayed in front of him. That strange smell made Shen Feixiao’s entire person feel fuzzy. After a while, unable to bear the attraction of the fragrance, Shen Feixiao opened his mouth wide and bit Qin Kaiyi’s neck. 

This bite didn’t bring with it any teasing or other actions. Shen Feixiao ’s behavior at this moment was more like a hungry beast. Due to excessive force, Shen Feixiao quickly broke through Qin Kaiyi’s skin and filled his mouth with the rusty flavor of blood. Bright red and warm blood flowed into his mouth through his teeth, and the hint of strange fragrance contained in it made Shen Feixiao unable to stop.

“Ah!!” Qin Kaiyi instantly screamed at the bite. He stiffened his body and dared not move. He felt like he was like a piece of meat, about to be eaten alive by Shen Feixiao. His lips were trembling. Qin Kaiyi painfully said: “Shen Feixiao why are you being insane, let go of Laozi!!! Fuck!!!”

Shen Feixiao naturally ignored Qin Kaiyi’s pained cry. He relaxed the bite on Qin Kaiyi’s neck slightly, but then licked none-too-gently, lapping the spilled blood into his mouth little by little.

“… Fuck.” Qin Kaiyi couldn’t help but swear; he was trembling all over now. Originally, he hadn’t had time to put on clothes because he was just taking a bath. Now he was pressed down and harshly bitten by Shen Feixiao, in a way that suggested that the one above him wanted to take his life. He gasped and was just about to say something to Shen Feixiao, when from his sea of knowledge came Yan Gu’s voice full of schadenfreude.

“Boy, you are going to be eaten alive.”

“What?” Qin Kaiyi froze for a moment, not understanding what Yan Gu meant.

“Natural demonic body… Hahahaha, your blood is a wonderful thing for demonic cultivators. Of course, it is also a good supplement for the immortal cultivator.” Yan Gu’s tone was very gentle, but what he said made Qin Kaiyi dumbfounded.

“What? Do you mean he is sucking my blood?” Qin Kaiyi took a few deep breaths, a bit disbelieving.

“Nonsense, otherwise do you think he is doing it?” Yan Gu’s reaction to Qin Kaiyi was very disdainful.

… I thought he was greedy for my beauty, cough. Qin Kaiyi’s old face was red, but he was even more angry after a moment of embarrassment. Shen Feixiao, you have no conscience, Laozi is willing to be your cannon fodder, but you won’t even let Laozi’s blood go, are you human?! Do you have any humanity?! En?!! … Qin Kaiyi would never admit that these roars had an element of humiliated rage.

After figuring out what Shen Feixiao was doing, Qin Kaiyi was not calm. He took a breath and started to struggle hard. After all, previously the worst result was that he would lose his virginity…… Now the worst case was being sucked dry of his blood while alive… this difference was a bit big, haa.

A little irritated by Qin Kaiyi’s renewed struggling movements, Shen Feixiao reached up and pinched Qin Kaiyi’s neck with merciless strength.

F*ck me, why is this bear child so powerful!!! After being pinched his vision directly went black, and Qin Kaiyi clenched his teeth and pinched the emerald green bracelet worn on his wrist… Shifu, I’m sorry to you, *crying noises* … I actually used the bracelet for the first time on Shen Feixiao, I’m ashamed to face your expectations of me!!!

The bracelet Qing Xuzi gave him really did provide a boost. After Qin Kaiyi vigorously pinched it, in a short moment a green light appeared, directly flicking Shen Feixiao from his body.

Only then could he take a break to breathe. Qin Kaiyi’s shaking hand touched the bloody flesh of his bitten neck. Without even having taken his first breath, he wished to directly return a bite to Shen Feixiao!!

“Shen Feixiao you bastard!” First he found his clothes and put them on his body, then he smeared the medicine on the scary wound on his neck. When he finally returned to his normal state, Qin Kaiyi only then noticed that Shen Feixiao was still lying motionless on the ground after being shot back by the green light.

“… Shen Feixiao?” Removing his defensive cover, Qin Kaiyi walked hesitantly over to Shen Feixiao, but he dared not reach out to help him: “What’s wrong with you?”

Shen Feixiao didn’t answer, continuing to lie on the ground without even exhibiting the steady movement of breathing. 

Obviously something wasn’t right. Qin Kaiyi pondered for a moment and soon made a guess. If he wasn’t wrong… then baby Shen Feixiao broke through to the foundation-building level. Because there was no one at his side to nurse him, his qi and blood reversed flow and so he acted as he had just now. 

Although he already had a rough answer, Qin Kaiyi still did not dare to entrust Shen Feixiao to his care. He clearly knew how “Mountain Cloud Notes” was in defiance of the natural order. If both he and the protagonist were in the foundation-building period, he likely wouldn’t be Shen Feixiao’s opponent. If he got bitten again, he stood to lose a lot. 

But should he just leave Shen Feixiao lying here? Qin Kaiyi still felt painful heat from where he was bitten. He inhaled and squatted beside Shen Feixiao. He reached out and poked Shen Feixiao: “Hey, are you dead?”

“…” Shen Feixiao didn’t move.

“Don’t joke.” Qin Kaiyi said lightly: “Your protagonist halo is still on your head.”

“…” Shen Feixiao continued to be motionless.

“Then I’m leaving.” Qin Kaiyi stood up and appeared to really want to turn around and leave..

But before even taking a few steps, he slowly turned around and walked back. He looked at Shen Feixiao lying on the ground silently and sighed heavily: “Forget it… who asked you to be my dear son, ai!!! “

Saying that, Qin Kaiyi stepped forward and took Shen Feixiao into his arms, walking towards the cave with a resigned expression.

When he entered the cave, Qin Kaiyi saw the sleeping sable eggplant lying lazily by the fire. Somehow, he saw a strange look in the eyes of that eggplant, as if it was saying… how did you come back?

“Why can’t I come back?” Qin Kaiyi said uncomfortably to the eggplant, looking a bit unhappy: “What do you mean by your disdainful expression towards me?”

The eggplant licked his paw, appearing too lazy to pay attention to Qin Kaiyi. The fire that had just diminished in Qin Kaiyi’s heart exploded out again.

After he put down Shen Feixiao, he pointed directly at the eggplant and scolded: “You brute (T/N: also means domesticated animal), don’t think because Shen Feixiao spoils you, you should be pleased with yourself. I tell you, even if Shen Feixiao is my own son, I won’t send myself to him to be eaten, I still have to go home. If you dare to provoke me again, I will pull your skin off to make clothes, and not even Shen Feixiao would be able to save you!! “

“Zhi.” Giving a small cry, the eggplant turned his butt to face Qin Kaiyi without a care…

“… I really want to go home.” Qin Kaiyi, who saw this scene, suddenly felt wronged and had the impulse to cry bitterly. Since he came to this world… he never even knew how to write the word “dignity.” Your mom, even a domesticated animal dared to despise him… *crying noises*…

______________________________________ <- pls consider pitching in to buy this translator some quarantine TV dinners. too many calories burned from typing

5 thoughts on “ASV Chapter 24: Beautiful Misunderstanding

  1. I was like “uhhh things getting spicyyy.” until i realized he’s a literal child. in my mind both were 20 something. If not for the reminder i would’ve completely forgotten about it *dead*

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